July 19, 2019

Some of us are good at it, others not so much. What is it? Parking.

For some people, failed parking is so offensive they feel compelled to take matters into their own hands with their own form of vigilante justice, the passive aggressive windshield notes.

Here are some of the best:


Call me

Call me? Maybe?……………..



Be great

Think Nike – Just Do It!



Concerned Party\

Thank you for your concern.




That’s ‘Mr Douchebag’ to you.



Driving instructor

The famous driving instructor.




Hall Pass

When you gotta go, you gotta go.



Ice cream

Don’t go hating on the Avalon. 




And first prize goes to…..



Just do it

Short and simple and straight to the point. 



Just thanks

Consider yourself hexed.



Mr Potatoe Head

Hope those potatoes don’t ‘chip’ the paint work. 



No offence

No offence? None taken. Now stop creeping me out. 



Not sorry

I’m sorry but really I’m not.




Pringle Carpark

Kind of like a Pringle, once you pop, you can’t stop, sometimes one just isn’t enough.



Repeat as needed

Just in case you didn’t know how to shower, lather, rinse, repeat! 




Save the planet

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a Spiderman can. 



Stunt Man

Stunt super-star. 





Everyone needs a New Year’s Resolution right?




This one really ‘GOT’ me.



Too much information

Too much information?



And of course last but not least, something to make us all feel good, whether we can park a car or not:



And the response: 


Ticket response