July 19, 2019
Some of us are good at it, others not so much. What is it? Parking.
For some people, failed parking is so offensive they feel compelled to take matters into their own hands with their own form of vigilante justice, the passive aggressive windshield notes.
Here are some of the best:
Call me? Maybe?……………..
Think Nike – Just Do It!
Thank you for your concern.
That’s ‘Mr Douchebag’ to you.
The famous driving instructor.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Don’t go hating on the Avalon.
And first prize goes to…..
Short and simple and straight to the point.
Consider yourself hexed.
Hope those potatoes don’t ‘chip’ the paint work.
No offence? None taken. Now stop creeping me out.
I’m sorry but really I’m not.
Kind of like a Pringle, once you pop, you can’t stop, sometimes one just isn’t enough.
Just in case you didn’t know how to shower, lather, rinse, repeat!
Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a Spiderman can.
Everyone needs a New Year’s Resolution right?
This one really ‘GOT’ me.
Too much information?
And of course last but not least, something to make us all feel good, whether we can park a car or not:
And the response: